we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
Oh snap
(Source: bullied, via theballoonrocketeer)

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Come say hi ! :)we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
Oh snap
(Source: bullied, via theballoonrocketeer)
I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.
oh my god oh my GOD
(Source: dcdav, via memories-from-shirls-deactivate)
(Source: The Huffington Post, via fuckyeahdementia)