we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

(Source: bullied, via theballoonrocketeer)



I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.

oh my god oh my GOD

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(Source: ThisisNicolai, via dannybrito)

"Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress; working hard for something we love is called passion."

Simon Sinek (via psych-facts)

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"Be careful who you vent to."

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

Too true

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